THE STARTUP NONSENSE GENERATOR

Your next
big bad idea.

Change the world. Or at least your LinkedIn bio. One click, one wildly unnecessary startup.

No business plan needed.·Clearly.

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Sockchain

Decentralizing the sock drawer.

We put every sock on the blockchain so you can prove you used to own a matching pair. The other one is now a non-fungible mystery.

VERY IMAGINARY FUNDING

$12.4Mpre-revenue, obviously

FUNDED

Steal this idea. We insist.

THE NUMBERS.
JUST DON'T DO THE MATH.

26questionable ventures

$0actual revenue

100%founder confidence

Making the world a little more pitchable.

All nonsense. All fictional.